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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}

{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}

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