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Icenticaftor is a drug candidate for the treatment of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) and cystic fibrosis. The drug is being developed by Novartis.
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Earl Owensby Studios is an American-based film and television film studio that was founded in 1974 by producer/actor Ernest Earl Owensby. The studio was responsible for the development, production, and distribution of dozens of low-budget action films. Owensby discovered that although his films may have lacked widespread mainstream appeal, international audiences latched on to his brand of filmmaking.
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Iryo Center Station is a railway station operated by Kobe New Transit in Chūō-ku, Kobe, Japan. It is located on Port Island and is served by the Port Island Line. The station is alternatively known as Shimin Byoin Mae Station (市民病院前). The station name is derived from its location next to the Kobe City Medical Center General Hospital.
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