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Christopher John Lewis was a New Zealand criminal who made an unsuccessful attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II in 1981. He planned later attempts at assassinating other British royal family members but was kept away from them by the authorities in New Zealand.
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Mañana te cuento is a 2005 Peruvian romantic comedy-drama film written and directed by Eduardo Mendoza de Echave in his directorial debut. Starring Melania Urbina, Milene Vásquez, Angie Jibaja, Bruno Ascenzo, Oscar Beltrán, Jason Day and José Manuel Peláez. It premiered on June 2, 2005, in Peruvian theaters.
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