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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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